A Few Irish Signs — And What They Mean


It takes at least two weeks in Ireland to understand the lingo — verbal and written. We have it down. 

IMG_7541 - Version 2

Brimming with deliciousness. Enquire within.

IMG_7535

We serve mediocre fried food; we don’t do vehicle maintenance.

IMG_7731

Someone’s horse keeps crapping in our yard. If you come and pick up the turds, you can have them.

IMG_7523

We have a donkey and some chickens running wild in the hills over there. They will literally kick your arse if you set foot in here.

IMG_7533

We have a tame house cat, however we’d prefer not to receive visitors at this time, thank you. Honey, how do you spell dangerous?

IMG_7754

We have bats. Piss off.

IMG_7561

No swimming.

IMG_7660

On the red route, at least one of you will repeat the words “Are you kidding me? This still isn’t the top?” several times on the way up the mountain.

IMG_2170 

You’ve just stepped back in time. Smile nicely, pay, and leave. The pub is close by.

IMG_7750

In case you’re standing on this side of the street and can’t see the Blue Bull Restaurant, it’s over there, on that side of the street.

IMG_7696

Something, something, sheep.



Categories: Europe, Ireland

Tags: , , , , , ,

1 reply

  1. Real fish-n chips and a tall Guiness= Heaven..:-))))

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s